+ Dear Sarah

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Dear Whimsical-Dreams,

You might think I'm senile, but when I insulted your best friend it turned out to be the best thing I ever did. She loves my Oprah Winfrey imitations. And she finds my nostrils adorable.

I don't want the love letters back. And you can keep the butterflies too, they will only remind me of you and how your feet stunk after a game of tennis. I hate tennis.

Please stay out of my apartment.

Go burn yourself,

Zac

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:iconobjectionplz: NICE! Nonconformity does help... :eyes: